I finally figured out why I am so full-figured (well, prior to being pregnant) !

As I was washing my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read
the back of my shampoo bottle. I am in shock!  The shampoo I WAS using in
the shower runs down my entire body. The bottle says "for extra volume and
body!"  

Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?

Tomorrow I am going to start bathing with "Dawn" dish soap!  It says right on the bottle,
"dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."

It pays to read the labels, my friends!